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sm0sh-locked:

raeofthestage:

smosher—raquelbuscus:

smoshdawsonbuscus:

i like pie with some bcon and blah blah and pie and i like toby i’m gonna has his babies SBWJHDFAWFAWHBFHYRKJVBEBIFVVHLVEKVKBKVHJ THERE DONE C:

why do birds like to chew watermellon with their butt gates?

i ust want ot run in the sun and never stop supernatual….. slkdfj fjkdlsa;alskdjf

my nailpolish is taking too long to dry i should have studied more my new pe teacher is okay “GOSPEL TRAIN IS COMING, HERE THE WHISTLE BLOW IF YOU THINK YOU’RE READY, IT’S ALMOST TIME TO GO!”

smosh

So once upon a time I bought some bacon and he said his name was Frank and I told him I really liked bacon and I didn’t think our friendship would last very long. This made Frank very upset but I didn’t give two shits and ate him up anyway. I met another dude he was soap, and he went by Charles. I hated Charles so I threw him in the shower and watched bits of him come apart and go down the drain. hi.

So i’m supposed to type without thinking um typing without hinking pie jesus god i can’t wait for shiloh’s generation to progress why is it going so slowly but i guess that’s my fault i have to pee i have to pee i have to peeeeee

I’m trying to decide what book idea I want to write first. Because I have so many ideas. But I want to see what my writing style is before I write my favorite idea, and create it into a series. 

Oh, but for a draught of vintage that hath cooled by the river’s cold embrace, and that which does not lie makes a man yearn for the angel’s wayside. Ever so lightly, the male is cast down, his yoke becoming filial peasantry to his mother’s churlish grounds. And for the father - he takes up his wine and fencing. 

There are quite a few other things I should be doing right now than being on Tumblr, yet here I am, sitting in front of my computer and stuffing my face in honor of Pancake Day. I feel like I should be upset with myself for this, and yet, I am not. I am quite content to just sit here and dick around and deal with the consequences later—it’s the way I’ve always been, and I ‘ll probably always be this way. I don’t mind it, and the people who know me don’t mind it either. It’s just part of who I am—a hybrid cross between a languid, kicked-back individual and a hummingbird of a person, jamming through her procrastinated-upon bills and assignments at the speed of light.

Oh my gosh, his laugh is adorable and sweet and lovely and ugh. The smallest drop in the ocean certainly can start a wave of emotion, I’m living proof. Holy shit this song is amazing seriously I’m having an eargasm right now and oh my gosh I’m in love I’m in love I’m in love with this song and I just want to hug and kiss Adam Young for being so awesome and I think I love him holy crap. Aghh what is wrong with me.

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Just so confused. I don’t want to say anything about it because I still want to deny it exists. But in doing that, it’s bouncing around in the confines of my mind and leaving more paint stains there. Maybe I should talk about it. No, that’s weird. It’s all too weird. Nobody would really get it. No, I just don’t want them getting the wrong idea in their head. What is the wrong idea? Why am I holding back? I just don’t know if I want this to be a thing because I don’t see how it could end well. It can’t really end bad either, but still. If there’s no point to it, then why think about it so much? Point or not, I’m stuck with it though. Those songs will always remind me of it. It just seems to make so much sense. But what could ever happen?

DID I JUST WRITE LIKE A PARAGRAPH.

WHAT EVEN

I hope sh ereplys my card oooh rubber bands oh snap i love my camera lol misty misty foo foo foo mumumumu cutie bear the princess the 2nd i suck at typing lol ugg work uggggggg math yellow cup ice ice baby water i set fire to the rain watch it burrrrrrrrrrrrrn see your face i get annoyed by adele i need to use those glitter crayons they are just sitting there. there is something wrong with the fucking t key ttttttt its like stuck ack lol club nikinckdo im going to hell BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

I just turned my head to the right and saw my puppy sleeping oh my god he is so freaking adorable wait what am I supposed to wear to that party on saturday I was gonna get a dress today but I didn’t feel like shocking ugh I hate this song I have to change it I’m really hungry maybe I’ll make myself a piece of toast I have to ask my dad to get me coffee tomorrow and I need to start my debate soon omg I was planning on rereading this fanfiction that I discovered on last year’s February break maybe I’ll do that tomorrow and then my aunt’s coming over tomorrow night that’ll be fun ok I’m excited now

I really need to pee right now which is weird because i could’ve sworn i went pee 5 minutes ago. i really hate gym class oh my god i had to run like 12 laps today i’m pretty sure i almost died. but i must’ve lost like 98788908 pounds because i was sweating like a lot. my birthday’s on friday and i’m not excited about it just because i hate celebrating my birthday. it’s just reminder that you’ve wasted yet another year of your life doing nothing. oh my god i really need to pee jesus

sunshinesandblueskies:

well this shit is crazy and long and crazy and did i mention long well anyway did you know anyways isn’t a word ya is your mind blown because mine is so yeah i’m not thinking  right now so this shit is gonna get cray cray and i really have nothing to say and ya so ya so ya so ya oh and shane dawson is very berry sexy and so is anthony padilla and patrick star i am forever alone or forever available i like the second one better um is this seriously all one sentence my language a teacher would murder me if he saw this um ya i’m so fucking bored i need food so ya weeeee oh and damon fizzy is my homeslice for life k well bye and i love you…a lot.

okay well i’m just sitting here writing. and i’m listening to enchated this song gets me super emotional and i really honestly have no idea why…… ok now i’m listening to tonight i love you by the latency. i totally had a relationship that’s described in this song. It’s gone though. How does something so strong you have with another person just.. disappear? vanishes. it isnt fair. i wish someone would hold me in their arm and comfort me. My dad lost his job today. I don’t know where my family is going to what we’re gonna do. I miss my brother.

 Here is am sittering here on my bed with my dog at my feet just sleeping me just typing. my emotions are everywere right now. listing to the fan and the typing oh my god, i i’m so mad so sad so happy GRR. deal lord what is wrong with me i hate myself, some days i just wanna end everything but then i realize everyone who would be so sad and all that. oh god i feel so many emotions at one time. I can’t stop thinking of Ian hecox his sexy smile, his amazing blue eyes, i just wanna hug him so bad and never let go. Damn i will never meet him in my whole life , i will go through life never ever being able to meet the men to saved me and make me feel amazing. people say i’m crazy for loveing someone who is 24 and that i’e never met, i know it sounds creepy and weird but it’s true the word “LOVE” can’t describe how i feel when i see Ian. it just cant, ugh.

I love my new ps3, uncharted 3 is the best fucking game ever. I’m too busy to play that than to play skyrim. I hate my life. I hate how i have to go to the counselor, even if she helps me. i hate how that everyone i hang out with is a bitch yet i cant find new friends because im to socially awkward to. There isn’t a day i go without thinking about wanting to die.

I really want to read more Ianthony but i’m to lazy to go look for some. I shouldn’t talk about Ianthony at school because people thinking i’m a creeper but omg it’s so perfect. sigh I wish my family would understand my smosh obsession but instead they insult me about it and they call Ian and Anthony stupid, dicks, ect while I sit there wanting to kick them in the fucking face. Oh look I have a mention on twitter but I can’t read it because i’m doing this. hey look there’s a fly in my room. FLY BUG FLY!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaaaahgggggggggggggggggggg 4 paths where to go. butterflies in my tummmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz hey hey guess what he is squishy and he shall be mine. i love sammieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeeeep asdfghjkl;. NANANANANANANANANANAA. sipping sassafrass teeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa theres a lot of red lines under my words. i love doctor who  and sherlock and kumquats. kay? im done

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